Saturday, November 12, 2005

IF GOD HAD VOICE MAIL......


IF GOD HAD VOICE MAIL......

We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary
part of modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided
to install voicemail?"


Imagine praying and hearing this:
Hi! Thank you for calling GOD.
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
Else wait for our Customer Support Executive.

What if God used the familiar excuse...? "I'm sorry; all of our
angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your
prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it as received,
so please stay on the line."

Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in Prayer:


If you would like to speak to Ganeshji, Press 1.
For Lord Hanuman, Press 2.
For Lord Krishna, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!
For Jesus, please call next week, he is at CANNES FILM FESTIVAL promoting
his passion.
For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.

If you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan while you are holding, please
press 4.

To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5,
Enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key.

If you get a negative response, try area code 420 for (Hell).
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.
Please hang up and try again tomorrow.

This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious
holiday.

Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency
assistance when this office is closed, contact your local Priest at your
neighborhood Temple.


THANK GOD!
HE/SHE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND LISTENS WHENEVER WE PRAY!

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